This place is four doors down from it, and in between are four different Asian beauty supply stores. A few weeks ago, I wrote an important, controversial review of a Little Caesars in the same strip mall. I work nearby, and IвЂ™d been meaning to give this place a shot the next time I had a few dollars in my pocket. There were at least three such signs, if not five of them, but I didnвЂ™t bother to take note of each one of them, because I wasnвЂ™t planning on writing a review. One sign I saw behind the counter said that they werenвЂ™t responsible for incorrect change given once youвЂ™ve left the counter, which must be an issue in this area (no shots). I shudder to think what the punishment is if one of their employees gives you too many shrimp in your shrimp fried rice.

10 per extra packet of soy sauceвЂ¦ which IвЂ™m sure costs them like $ 0. They count each and every thing they give you, down to the individual packets of red pepper dust (probably intended to get you to buy a can of weird-вЂ‹flavored Vess soda), and they charge you $ 0.

But you know good and well a Chinese restaurant wouldnвЂ™t accidentally give you too much food. The combination plates вЂ“ officially known as combination platters вЂ“ at LisaвЂ™s Chop Suey have a nice heft to them, like they accidentally gave you too much food, but if you walk at a brisk-вЂ‹enough pace you can be in your car and down the street before they realize it. Rarely is it more appropriate than when itвЂ™s used to describe the combination plates at LisaвЂ™s Chop Suey. The term embarrassment of riches is often thrown around in discussions of how much Chinese food you can get for $ 5.

Lisa chop suey